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Entry #39

Ironfist sold me out.

2009-11-22 13:52:04 by FUNKbrs

As you all well know, I have recently been recruited by an internet policing organization (or so I thought) called Ironfist.

DO NOT TRUST IRONFIST.

Ironfist had one of their front organizations hack my account because I was leaking too much information about their plans to bribe high ranking security officers of popular websites to monitor online forum activities.

At first, the money was good, and I didn't think anything of it, but now I realize that Ironfist is not to be fooled with.

This may be the last message I post with this account.


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SevenSeizeSevenSeize

2009-11-22 14:35:30

I delivered your message. Godspeed sir. *secret handshake*


DrakeDrake

2009-11-22 16:16:51

Goddamn it FUNK, you're the one who put the H in hate! Don't leave us now, man! Your funny stories on the BBS were the shit! Keep drummin' and keep BBS moderating. You were the best out of all the other mods.


toxtox

2009-11-22 18:44:21

its sad to see you go FUNK... i am sure that a bunch of us will miss you... rip FUNKbrs


LocoJoeLocoJoe

2009-11-22 18:48:20

I have my gun ready I hope you do too. Also I'm starting a revolution you wanna join?


OrangebeefOrangebeef

2009-11-22 18:58:17

IT'S CHRIS BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!


Prinzy2Prinzy2

2009-11-22 19:01:48

Well that blows, I assume you didn't use two different passwords?


FalconpunchrFalconpunchr

2009-11-22 19:03:27

Dumbass


LukeLuke

2009-11-22 19:14:02

I hope you come back Funk, I really do.
You were one of the only NGers who understands and can actually talk about shit with other users, you care, it's a good thing.
You believe in the brotherhood, and you helped teach me to hate and stop caring, you're a great person, regardless of whether or not you go, have fun.


BrokenPawBrokenPaw

2009-11-22 21:03:04

<3~


reviewer2reviewer2

2009-11-22 21:56:57

Ironfisted.


BlakeMoBlakeMo

2009-11-25 11:43:38

Poozy cannot nazi mod the BBS all by himself.


HalberdHalberd

2009-11-27 01:47:40

Huh.


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-11-27 13:04:14

We will hate, and then we will hate some more.

LOVE NOBODY.


AggzzaAggzza

2009-11-28 15:26:38

man, you're getting the good mods now.


KrasnoyarskKrasnoyarsk

2009-12-04 20:28:40

Acid Burn Sayz Leave b4 u r expunged

FUNKbrs responds:

I don't fear the Iron Fist.


ScarfaceScarface

2009-12-05 01:32:20

Good luck, FUNKbrs. We're all right behind you, and we will never stop fighting.


BrokenPawBrokenPaw

2009-12-06 18:06:16

Lies.


RoosterRooster

2009-12-24 23:17:02

Lol.
<3


FeedingAdictionFeedingAdiction

2009-12-24 23:23:38

What is this? I don't even...


iCockiCock

2009-12-25 20:43:19

Fuck you and your bans, you deserved it.


ManlyMan97ManlyMan97

2009-12-27 16:51:14

Goodbye FUNKbrs. We will miss your hate, it brought NG closer together.


Me-PatchMe-Patch

2010-01-17 02:53:45

Funk is a "Blank"

Doesn't matter what you put for blank, because Funk is like Bob Dylan. He wakes up a different person than the one who went to sleep.


DeanDean

2010-01-22 06:49:27

Iron FIst is a Motorhead song. Nothing bad comes from Motorhead songs.


ScarfaceScarface

2010-01-24 16:14:13

I wish you were still a mod ; ( .......


OdioOdio

2010-01-25 19:05:05

LOL


Atgod88Atgod88

2010-02-07 18:09:59

God dammit Marcus, what is going on here?


BaronVonBadGuyBaronVonBadGuy

2010-02-25 23:16:34

Dr. Claw and his organizations have transending that of their past incarnations.
Shortly his plan to destroy inspector gadget will become an unfortunate reality.


Jon4lifeJon4life

2010-03-01 00:56:27

oh shi


HeavyTankHeavyTank

2010-03-02 20:00:34

Wait, there are internet policing organisations?You can't even start to imagine the amount of illegal content on the net, how is it humanly possible to "police" it?
Also, if it's true, just fucking sue them.You had a contract..right?

FUNKbrs responds:

Yeah, "sue them."

In what court? The fucking United Nations?

Maybe you have a crapload of international lawyers on retainer, but my broke ass doesn't.

Besides, sue them for what? Mod status doesn't have a recognized cash value.

I'd rather not get crushed under the threads of the corporate juggernaut, thank you very much.


hecticjonhecticjon

2010-04-18 13:39:16

Ironfist is Eurasian.


LorkasLorkas

2010-06-20 13:46:42

Oh shi son!


kazumazkankazumazkan

2010-06-20 13:57:38

so what about IRONFIST


sweet21sweet21

2010-08-09 21:16:02

i seriously get the impression that your just lying, Why would they want your newgrounds account?
They would have just killed you and left.
i think you just got tired of being a mod and quit, then left.


sander-valksander-valk

2010-08-15 14:12:46

ATLEAST THE MONEY WAS GOOD


San7aSan7a

2010-09-23 02:38:03

HEY FUNKBRS. RUB MY BELLY.


San7aSan7a

2010-12-15 06:49:59

... YOU'RE NOT RUBBING!!!


JabberWockyJabberWocky

2010-12-15 16:38:57

Why aren't you a mod anymore? I'm sad.


igottigott

2010-12-18 15:48:57

HEY, FUNKY! You wanna hang out?

FUNKbrs responds:

Ah, crap. I'm hardly ever online anymore. Still, we should do this.


San7aSan7a

2011-02-03 02:37:07

... STILL NOT RUBBING!!!!!

FUNKbrs responds:

What's in it for me?


ryanboy8ryanboy8

2011-03-27 21:32:07

Funk, you never mess with policing organizations, or any other bullshit black ops.


20122012

2011-05-12 21:33:00

From your posts, you seem to be a very mad person. I hope things get better for you soon.


SevkatSevkat

2011-05-22 23:00:00

lololol niqqa you funny.


ScarfaceScarface

2011-09-13 20:29:40

Damn, I hardly ever see you posting anymore. You were a cynical asshole, but you were our favorite cynical asshole.


RahmemhotepRahmemhotep

2011-09-25 21:46:42

Too bad you live in Memphis or I'd go drink with you, hahaha!


ExtraLifeExtraLife

2011-11-27 17:45:59

oh hai youre back


SouthAsianSouthAsian

2012-01-21 21:20:37

how do i get ajob with them I need money cmon bro help me out bro.


ShadeShade

2012-04-17 09:00:34

Headbutt these guys to death.


vai90vai90

2012-05-06 18:58:05

Only in America.


TycraneTycrane

2012-06-05 18:07:27

hope you are still alive man

good luck on your future escapades


MarjorineMarjorine

2012-06-08 19:15:10

do i smell schizo?>.>