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Entry #39

Ironfist sold me out.

2009-11-22 13:52:04 by FUNKbrs

As you all well know, I have recently been recruited by an internet policing organization (or so I thought) called Ironfist.

DO NOT TRUST IRONFIST.

Ironfist had one of their front organizations hack my account because I was leaking too much information about their plans to bribe high ranking security officers of popular websites to monitor online forum activities.

At first, the money was good, and I didn't think anything of it, but now I realize that Ironfist is not to be fooled with.

This may be the last message I post with this account.


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larrynachoslarrynachos

2014-10-01 22:47:21

I'm assuming there's some backstory to this that I don't understand? What's up with everyone in the comments?

FUNKbrs responds:

Actually, this IS the backstory. The main story was a domestic spying scandal, which is already over.


RetardedNINJA666RetardedNINJA666

2014-09-26 12:44:56

This is some of the most RETARDED shit i've ever read and believe me i know RETARDED

FUNKbrs responds:

Edward Snowden. You were saying?


XestoXesto

2013-04-06 01:06:47

Your survey entry:

http://austerity.newgrounds.com/news/post/8360 79


SolidsonSolidson

2013-01-26 08:50:28

"This.

I was there.

It was shit.

THE END."

Care to back up your shitty claim?

FUNKbrs responds:

The forums have always sucked, if that's what you're referring to.


BumFodderBumFodder

2012-09-03 08:33:26

U SO FUNI XDXDXDDXDXDXDXDX


morcovmorcov

2012-08-18 22:09:24

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAY


MarjorineMarjorine

2012-06-08 19:15:10

do i smell schizo?>.>


TycraneTycrane

2012-06-05 18:07:27

hope you are still alive man

good luck on your future escapades


vai90vai90

2012-05-06 18:58:05

Only in America.


ShadeShade

2012-04-17 09:00:34

Headbutt these guys to death.


SouthAsianSouthAsian

2012-01-21 21:20:37

how do i get ajob with them I need money cmon bro help me out bro.


ExtraLifeExtraLife

2011-11-27 17:45:59

oh hai youre back


RahmemhotepRahmemhotep

2011-09-25 21:46:42

Too bad you live in Memphis or I'd go drink with you, hahaha!


ScarfaceScarface

2011-09-13 20:29:40

Damn, I hardly ever see you posting anymore. You were a cynical asshole, but you were our favorite cynical asshole.


SevkatSevkat

2011-05-22 23:00:00

lololol niqqa you funny.


20122012

2011-05-12 21:33:00

From your posts, you seem to be a very mad person. I hope things get better for you soon.


ryanboy8ryanboy8

2011-03-27 21:32:07

Funk, you never mess with policing organizations, or any other bullshit black ops.


San7aSan7a

2011-02-03 02:37:07

... STILL NOT RUBBING!!!!!

FUNKbrs responds:

What's in it for me?


igottigott

2010-12-18 15:48:57

HEY, FUNKY! You wanna hang out?

FUNKbrs responds:

Ah, crap. I'm hardly ever online anymore. Still, we should do this.


JabberWockyJabberWocky

2010-12-15 16:38:57

Why aren't you a mod anymore? I'm sad.


San7aSan7a

2010-12-15 06:49:59

... YOU'RE NOT RUBBING!!!


San7aSan7a

2010-09-23 02:38:03

HEY FUNKBRS. RUB MY BELLY.


sander-valksander-valk

2010-08-15 14:12:46

ATLEAST THE MONEY WAS GOOD


sweet21sweet21

2010-08-09 21:16:02

i seriously get the impression that your just lying, Why would they want your newgrounds account?
They would have just killed you and left.
i think you just got tired of being a mod and quit, then left.


kazumazkankazumazkan

2010-06-20 13:57:38

so what about IRONFIST


LorkasLorkas

2010-06-20 13:46:42

Oh shi son!


hecticjonhecticjon

2010-04-18 13:39:16

Ironfist is Eurasian.


HeavyTankHeavyTank

2010-03-02 20:00:34

Wait, there are internet policing organisations?You can't even start to imagine the amount of illegal content on the net, how is it humanly possible to "police" it?
Also, if it's true, just fucking sue them.You had a contract..right?

FUNKbrs responds:

Yeah, "sue them."

In what court? The fucking United Nations?

Maybe you have a crapload of international lawyers on retainer, but my broke ass doesn't.

Besides, sue them for what? Mod status doesn't have a recognized cash value.

I'd rather not get crushed under the threads of the corporate juggernaut, thank you very much.


Jon4lifeJon4life

2010-03-01 00:56:27

oh shi


BaronVonBadGuyBaronVonBadGuy

2010-02-25 23:16:34

Dr. Claw and his organizations have transending that of their past incarnations.
Shortly his plan to destroy inspector gadget will become an unfortunate reality.


Atgod88Atgod88

2010-02-07 18:09:59

God dammit Marcus, what is going on here?


OdioOdio

2010-01-25 19:05:05

LOL


ScarfaceScarface

2010-01-24 16:14:13

I wish you were still a mod ; ( .......


DeanDean

2010-01-22 06:49:27

Iron FIst is a Motorhead song. Nothing bad comes from Motorhead songs.


Me-PatchMe-Patch

2010-01-17 02:53:45

Funk is a "Blank"

Doesn't matter what you put for blank, because Funk is like Bob Dylan. He wakes up a different person than the one who went to sleep.


ManlyMan97ManlyMan97

2009-12-27 16:51:14

Goodbye FUNKbrs. We will miss your hate, it brought NG closer together.


iCockiCock

2009-12-25 20:43:19

Fuck you and your bans, you deserved it.


FeedingAdictionFeedingAdiction

2009-12-24 23:23:38

What is this? I don't even...


RoosterRooster

2009-12-24 23:17:02

Lol.
<3


BrokenPawBrokenPaw

2009-12-06 18:06:16

Lies.


ScarfaceScarface

2009-12-05 01:32:20

Good luck, FUNKbrs. We're all right behind you, and we will never stop fighting.


KrasnoyarskKrasnoyarsk

2009-12-04 20:28:40

Acid Burn Sayz Leave b4 u r expunged

FUNKbrs responds:

I don't fear the Iron Fist.


AggzzaAggzza

2009-11-28 15:26:38

man, you're getting the good mods now.


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-11-27 13:04:14

We will hate, and then we will hate some more.

LOVE NOBODY.


HalberdHalberd

2009-11-27 01:47:40

Huh.


BlakeMoBlakeMo

2009-11-25 11:43:38

Poozy cannot nazi mod the BBS all by himself.


reviewer2reviewer2

2009-11-22 21:56:57

Ironfisted.


BrokenPawBrokenPaw

2009-11-22 21:03:04

<3~


LukeLuke

2009-11-22 19:14:02

I hope you come back Funk, I really do.
You were one of the only NGers who understands and can actually talk about shit with other users, you care, it's a good thing.
You believe in the brotherhood, and you helped teach me to hate and stop caring, you're a great person, regardless of whether or not you go, have fun.


FalconpunchrFalconpunchr

2009-11-22 19:03:27

Dumbass