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Entry #39

Ironfist sold me out.

11/22/09 by FUNKbrs

As you all well know, I have recently been recruited by an internet policing organization (or so I thought) called Ironfist.

DO NOT TRUST IRONFIST.

Ironfist had one of their front organizations hack my account because I was leaking too much information about their plans to bribe high ranking security officers of popular websites to monitor online forum activities.

At first, the money was good, and I didn't think anything of it, but now I realize that Ironfist is not to be fooled with.

This may be the last message I post with this account.


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SolidsonSolidson

1/26/13

"This.

I was there.

It was shit.

THE END."

Care to back up your shitty claim?

4/4/13 FUNKbrs responds:

The forums have always sucked, if that's what you're referring to.


U SO FUNI XDXDXDDXDXDXDXDX


morcovmorcov

8/18/12

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAY


do i smell schizo?>.>


TycraneTycrane

6/5/12

hope you are still alive man

good luck on your future escapades


vai90vai90

5/6/12

Only in America.


ShadeShade

4/17/12

Headbutt these guys to death.


SouthAsianSouthAsian

1/21/12

how do i get ajob with them I need money cmon bro help me out bro.


ExtraLifeExtraLife

11/27/11

oh hai youre back


Too bad you live in Memphis or I'd go drink with you, hahaha!


ScarfaceScarface

9/13/11

Damn, I hardly ever see you posting anymore. You were a cynical asshole, but you were our favorite cynical asshole.


SevkatSevkat

5/22/11

lololol niqqa you funny.


20122012

5/12/11

From your posts, you seem to be a very mad person. I hope things get better for you soon.


ryanboy8ryanboy8

3/27/11

Funk, you never mess with policing organizations, or any other bullshit black ops.


San7aSan7a

2/3/11

... STILL NOT RUBBING!!!!!

2/13/11 FUNKbrs responds:

What's in it for me?


igottigott

12/18/10

HEY, FUNKY! You wanna hang out?

2/13/11 FUNKbrs responds:

Ah, crap. I'm hardly ever online anymore. Still, we should do this.


JabberWockyJabberWocky

12/15/10

Why aren't you a mod anymore? I'm sad.


San7aSan7a

12/15/10

... YOU'RE NOT RUBBING!!!


San7aSan7a

9/23/10

HEY FUNKBRS. RUB MY BELLY.


ATLEAST THE MONEY WAS GOOD


sweet21sweet21

8/9/10

i seriously get the impression that your just lying, Why would they want your newgrounds account?
They would have just killed you and left.
i think you just got tired of being a mod and quit, then left.


kazumazkankazumazkan

6/20/10

so what about IRONFIST


LorkasLorkas

6/20/10

Oh shi son!


hecticjonhecticjon

4/18/10

Ironfist is Eurasian.


Wait, there are internet policing organisations?You can't even start to imagine the amount of illegal content on the net, how is it humanly possible to "police" it?
Also, if it's true, just fucking sue them.You had a contract..right?

3/5/10 FUNKbrs responds:

Yeah, "sue them."

In what court? The fucking United Nations?

Maybe you have a crapload of international lawyers on retainer, but my broke ass doesn't.

Besides, sue them for what? Mod status doesn't have a recognized cash value.

I'd rather not get crushed under the threads of the corporate juggernaut, thank you very much.


Jon4lifeJon4life

3/1/10

oh shi


Dr. Claw and his organizations have transending that of their past incarnations.
Shortly his plan to destroy inspector gadget will become an unfortunate reality.


Atgod88Atgod88

2/7/10

God dammit Marcus, what is going on here?


OdioOdio

1/25/10

LOL


ScarfaceScarface

1/24/10

I wish you were still a mod ; ( .......


DeanDean

1/22/10

Iron FIst is a Motorhead song. Nothing bad comes from Motorhead songs.


Me-PatchMe-Patch

1/17/10

Funk is a "Blank"

Doesn't matter what you put for blank, because Funk is like Bob Dylan. He wakes up a different person than the one who went to sleep.


ManlyMan97ManlyMan97

12/27/09

Goodbye FUNKbrs. We will miss your hate, it brought NG closer together.


iCockiCock

12/25/09

Fuck you and your bans, you deserved it.


What is this? I don't even...


RoosterRooster

12/24/09

Lol.
<3


BrokenPawBrokenPaw

12/6/09

Lies.


ScarfaceScarface

12/5/09

Good luck, FUNKbrs. We're all right behind you, and we will never stop fighting.


Acid Burn Sayz Leave b4 u r expunged

12/5/09 FUNKbrs responds:

I don't fear the Iron Fist.


AggzzaAggzza

11/28/09

man, you're getting the good mods now.


hecticjonhecticjon

11/27/09

We will hate, and then we will hate some more.

LOVE NOBODY.


HalberdHalberd

11/27/09

Huh.


BlakeMoBlakeMo

11/25/09

Poozy cannot nazi mod the BBS all by himself.


reviewer2reviewer2

11/22/09

Ironfisted.


BrokenPawBrokenPaw

11/22/09

<3~


LukeLuke

11/22/09

I hope you come back Funk, I really do.
You were one of the only NGers who understands and can actually talk about shit with other users, you care, it's a good thing.
You believe in the brotherhood, and you helped teach me to hate and stop caring, you're a great person, regardless of whether or not you go, have fun.


Dumbass


Prinzy2Prinzy2

11/22/09

Well that blows, I assume you didn't use two different passwords?


OrangebeefOrangebeef

11/22/09

IT'S CHRIS BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!