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Latest Flash Reviews
You HAD to have known when you made this game it would be played two handed... AWESOME. Total ambidextrous experience.
Synching up both ships in your head... it was mindblowing. Strangley, it ends up I actually play BETTER left handed... who knew?
I wish ALL shooter games were two handed... it would revolutionize the genre....
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Nice to see some real regs like F00D get in on some really sweet flash. It was like a postcard from heaven.... or a dirty Russian brothel, I can't really tell which.
In short, anything with ZZ Top in it is awesome. Instant classic.
Author's Response:
ZZ top has some really long ass beards
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It was so cold... so.... cold....
But now it's back, and that's awesome. As a bong smoking little brother, I totally relate to unorthodox elder sibling ownage. Plus, it had a cheezy japanese hair metal song. I mean, you can't beat that, damnit.
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Latest Audio Reviews
you did a good job of breaking up rhythms here, but where's the speed grind? Whats the point of playing slow if you can't pop out the16th and 32nd notes? You've got tone issues going on; it sounds like you bastardized a good live recording by letting some gay post production program get it's filthy hands on it.
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And there weren't a whole lot of good breakdowns, either. I mean, it's cool you can transpose, and the finger roll technique you're using is nice, but all it takes is a little rhythmic variation to make this song have a lot more grasp to it. Then again, that probably only makes so much sense to me because I'm a drummer as opposed to a guitar player.
Author's Response:
Yeah, You're right about the making sense to Drummers, I'm completely Retarded When it comes to Rhythm, Time Signatures and Shit.
I have no Idea what you're talking about :P
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Very Rammstein, in all the good ways. The only think I could possibly think of wrong with this track is my prejudice against all techno and programmed music. Good enough to be played in any club I'd hang out in. Congratulations.
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