Score: 10

"TWO HANDED!!!"

submission: Project Inthri 3

date: January 19, 2008

You HAD to have known when you made this game it would be played two handed... AWESOME. Total ambidextrous experience.

Synching up both ships in your head... it was mindblowing. Strangley, it ends up I actually play BETTER left handed... who knew?

I wish ALL shooter games were two handed... it would revolutionize the genre....

Score: 8

"OMFGILUFFJ00!!!"

submission: WadeFulp: Internet Badass

date: November 19, 2005

Nice to see some real regs like F00D get in on some really sweet flash. It was like a postcard from heaven.... or a dirty Russian brothel, I can't really tell which.

In short, anything with ZZ Top in it is awesome. Instant classic.

Score: 9

"I missed this series..."

submission: Strategy Guide Ep. 4

date: August 7, 2005

It was so cold... so.... cold....

But now it's back, and that's awesome. As a bong smoking little brother, I totally relate to unorthodox elder sibling ownage. Plus, it had a cheezy japanese hair metal song. I mean, you can't beat that, damnit.

Score: 5

"For the effort, it's rather impressive."

submission: Dancin' Fish Man

date: March 7, 2005

Considering how tiny the filesize is, you did a really good job. The loop is nice and smooth, the colors in the background are downright awesome, and the little monocle'd dude was cool.

It'll be interesting to see where you go with this character.

Score: 6

"I'm not fooled."

submission: Guide to the UK

date: February 6, 2005

YOU'RE ENGLISH. YOU'RE BEING BIGOTED TOWARDS AMERICANS. YAY YOU.

Seriously, though, you're actively attacking a continent full of people you've never met. What a brave and humorous man you are! Why, I've NEVER heard xenophobic humor before! Did it never occur to you that the only americans we send over to the UK ARE THE ONES WE DON'T WANT HERE?

Meh, it was kind of funny. For something created by a silly frenchman (intentional)

Score: 5

"Pretty cool for a tutorial"

submission: Tutorial: Spinney Stuff

date: December 23, 2004

I don't even have flash, but I was impressed by the things you could do with this technique. Too bad you didn't show how to make a smooth loop where the hovering effect would continue indefinitely.

Score: 7

"OH! THE HORROR!!!!!!"

submission: The Truth About NG

date: December 22, 2004

You have no idea the things they've made me do... the things they've made ALL of us do! They must be stopped!

(lollerskates)

Score: 9

"That was hilarious!!!!"

submission: The Vagina Shong

date: November 30, 2004

*shameless plug*

So, what are the chances of getting you to put some flash to my audio? PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?!

Preferrably liberate the cheese.

----Teh Duke of Cool Ranch.

Score: 10

"Don't you just luff teh nepotism?"

submission: Banned Down South

date: November 28, 2004

DON'T BE GAY SPARKY!!! DON'T BE GAY!!!!

I love the preloader by the way.

Score: 9

"I don't normally review submissions..."

submission: Who Wants Some Dishoom?

date: October 15, 2004

But Bollywood is awesome. Seriously. It's about time someone represented a stone cold Indian pimp. I mean, those guys REALLY know how to party, and it's about time they got some respect.