Score: 10

"Amazingly random"

submission: O&J Kagerou Pan

date: February 22, 2009

I had the most wonderful seizure... it was great. All the flashing colors and whatnot... i wish I was on acid.

Oh, and make a flash with my music... or else.

Score: 10

"WIN"

submission: Blue N' Pink-existential

date: January 13, 2009

I laughed.

I cried.

I was reminded of painful childhood memories.

Never before have so few defined parameters meant so much....

Score: 10

"Not enough LSD"

submission: The Insanity Box

date: September 1, 2008

I wasn't on enough LSD to have this game make sense, but it was a good substitute.

C'mon, pox, you're from debaucherous canada. Hook a NGer up with that sweet, sweet 'cid so I can play your game and have it make complete sense.

Score: 10

"TWO HANDED!!!"

submission: Project Inthri 3

date: January 19, 2008

You HAD to have known when you made this game it would be played two handed... AWESOME. Total ambidextrous experience.

Synching up both ships in your head... it was mindblowing. Strangley, it ends up I actually play BETTER left handed... who knew?

I wish ALL shooter games were two handed... it would revolutionize the genre....

Score: 8

"OMFGILUFFJ00!!!"

submission: WadeFulp: Internet Badass

date: November 19, 2005

Nice to see some real regs like F00D get in on some really sweet flash. It was like a postcard from heaven.... or a dirty Russian brothel, I can't really tell which.

In short, anything with ZZ Top in it is awesome. Instant classic.

Score: 9

"I missed this series..."

submission: Strategy Guide Ep. 4

date: August 7, 2005

It was so cold... so.... cold....

But now it's back, and that's awesome. As a bong smoking little brother, I totally relate to unorthodox elder sibling ownage. Plus, it had a cheezy japanese hair metal song. I mean, you can't beat that, damnit.

Score: 5

"For the effort, it's rather impressive."

submission: Dancin' Fish Man

date: March 7, 2005

Considering how tiny the filesize is, you did a really good job. The loop is nice and smooth, the colors in the background are downright awesome, and the little monocle'd dude was cool.

It'll be interesting to see where you go with this character.

Score: 5

"Pretty cool for a tutorial"

submission: Tutorial: Spinney Stuff

date: December 23, 2004

I don't even have flash, but I was impressed by the things you could do with this technique. Too bad you didn't show how to make a smooth loop where the hovering effect would continue indefinitely.

Score: 7

"OH! THE HORROR!!!!!!"

submission: The Truth About NG

date: December 22, 2004

You have no idea the things they've made me do... the things they've made ALL of us do! They must be stopped!

(lollerskates)

Score: 9

"That was hilarious!!!!"

submission: The Vagina Shong

date: November 30, 2004

*shameless plug*

So, what are the chances of getting you to put some flash to my audio? PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?!

Preferrably liberate the cheese.

----Teh Duke of Cool Ranch.