Score: 10

"Don't you just luff teh nepotism?"

submission: Banned Down South

date: November 28, 2004

DON'T BE GAY SPARKY!!! DON'T BE GAY!!!!

I love the preloader by the way.

Score: 9

"I don't normally review submissions..."

submission: Who Wants Some Dishoom?

date: October 15, 2004

But Bollywood is awesome. Seriously. It's about time someone represented a stone cold Indian pimp. I mean, those guys REALLY know how to party, and it's about time they got some respect.

Score: 9

"Good post modern?"

submission: Smile!

date: May 6, 2004

I didn't believe it was possible.... <i>good</i> post modern. I've seen lots of post modern work, almost every bit of it pure attention whoring shit. This... wasn't. And that's impressive. In a style filled with egomaniacs, you've found a way to express your sentiment without appearing "holier than thou". I'm not going into the symbolism. There's no need to. As a perfect use of symbolism, it is self explanatory.

Score: 10

"Ah, yes, nepotism is GOOD."

submission: Noobie FAQ

date: April 3, 2004

OGM!! J00 4|23 734 /\/\4|{3|) |_||-| |=|_45|-|!!!!!

You should put a link in your sig that says: Click here if you are retarded. It would save us all a bunch of time.

n00b: OMG!! BusH iz teh suck!!!

reg: And why is that, exactly?

n00b: Uh, becawse he is teh dum?

reg: Please die, and go to bum's flash.

Score: 10

"Literally ROFLMAO!"

submission: Robby The Robber Ep. I

date: February 27, 2004

It's the trail of shit that sold it, man.... This is the second flash using my audio I've seen today, and both are excellent. I really appreciate you guys doing my music such wonderful justice.

Keep up the good work!

Score: 10

"You've made my day."

submission: A Fly's Story

date: February 27, 2004

I'd always hoped one of my little babies would grow up into an adult flash (not adult as in nudity, adult as in mature, sicko). Thank you for bringing my dream to life, particularly for doing so in such a humorous and beautiful manner.

DO LIBERATE THE CHEESE! I COMMAND IT!

Score: 10

"WHY IS THIS NOT ON THE FRONT?!!!"

submission: Crimson Warfare

date: February 1, 2004

This should be on the front page. This is possibly the best game ever, right next to Madness Interactive and Disorderly. I've never seen a C&C style game so beautifully pulled off on flash.

Score: 9

"best evar!"

submission: Poninjas Episode Five

date: December 25, 2003

Better than madness, better than xaio xaio, but just not long enough. Take your time, and make one as long as NG specs will allow.

You have the capacity to be a legend.

Score: 7

"It was funny... Up to a point"

submission: Lucca vs. Magus

date: September 30, 2003

There comes a time when you must let a flash go. This flash had reached this point. There was just a place where everything became pointless and random. Funny, yes. Shameless, yeah, that too, but that's a GOOD thing in my book. You just should have let the madness stop a little sooner than it did.

All in all, I liked the beginning, but it fell apart later and was WAY too long.

Score: 10

"ALL HAIL THE DAG!"

submission: All hail DAG!

date: June 19, 2003

Awwhhh YYeeeaaahhh.....

You gotta love the vector graphics on the dark gunman baby, yeah!

You know what St. DAG commands of you, go forth, and create more flash for the Almighty Saint!