Score: 10

"You get to kick a frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Kick A Frog

date: April 27, 2003

*kicks a frog*

*continues kicking frog for 30 minutes*

*has brief heart attack from laughing too hard*

*resumes kicking frog*

Shrike, you are now officially God. Can I be your prophet?

Score: 10

"Long live the politics crew"

submission: Politics Crew Unite

date: April 25, 2003

50% of you guys hate me, and that proves one thing: I have done my job. ;)

Score: 10

"Long live THE DOMINION of the politics crew"

submission: StrongBad Tribute

date: April 20, 2003

I know Im not officially in the politics crew, but any ruthless abuse of power is a good idea to me. Hence the whole THE DOMINION concept of world domination through murderous imperialism (havent been proven wrong yet, or at least I wont admit it)

Score: 3

"what?"

submission: bunny impossible

date: April 18, 2003

at the end I figured it out, but there should have been a "mission impossible" style screen that explained what the hell was going on. the animation was...okay... but this was definitly not a cohesive work. if there had been a plot explanation...maybe... but this was borderline crap.

Score: 7

"damn, but thats innovative!"

submission: T2000 - optimized

date: April 15, 2003

hell yeah, real video footage and flash combined! you really have something here. however, the plot, or lack thereof, is a problem. try something more complex, but with the same reality concept. definitely some very new ideas about the use of flash! good job!

Score: 3

"aka energizer bunny"

submission: Mad postcardrunner (full)

date: April 13, 2003

good for a laugh. only one, but good for it. a high effort to humor ratio, and thats always a good thing. but why is the guy called mr peace? is that why he's running, because if he holds still a terrorist might kill him? too many unanswered questions if you ask me

Score: 6

"good news and bad news......"

submission: Sprite Action ep.4

date: April 13, 2003

the good news is you totally kick ass at making sprites and writing plots. the bad news is you need to use a little thing called spellcheck on the dialogue portion, and not to use pussy ass choir music ALL the damn time. THINK PANTERA. otherwise, a little long and boring, but pretty good for ng

Score: 10

"if you do something this good, dont leave at half"

submission: Crawling Video

date: December 6, 2002

this was great. the turning head animation was a little overused, but the first two times it was awesome. Obviously tool-esque, not the choice I would have made for a lame band like linkin park (undercover backstreet boys as they are). Normally I would hate something cheesy like this, but you did really well with the lighting effects and real (gasp!) animation. Try and do something a little more original, but other than that this kicks the ass of 90% of all flash on NG. P. S. LOOP THE SOUND!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 0

"dear non piano playing mo fo"

submission: The dude and the dog

date: November 29, 2002

I am a musician, and I would not have admitted to making that music for the file. there is absolutely nothing wrong with using other peoples music, and many a bad flash has been redeemed by stolen music. consider this before you put lame ass keyboards on a short weak flash. By the way I hated dr. katz, and by association, now I also hate you

Score: 6

"why is the score so low?"

submission: 007 and 3/4

date: November 29, 2002

this movie is a 2.5 at least, but at the time of this review the score is only .54! just because the guy didnt put in an automatic play feature doesnt make the flash suck damnit, people need to learn how to use the play command. this movie rocked ballz and its score is a tragedy.