Age/Gender: 28, Male
Location: Memphis, Murder Capital
Job: Prophet of Hate
HATE. Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "survival of the fittest."
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33 Reviews | 14 w/ Responses
I laughed.
I cried.
I was reminded of painful childhood memories.
Never before have so few defined parameters meant so much....
Author's Response:
I love you.
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I wasn't on enough LSD to have this game make sense, but it was a good substitute.
C'mon, pox, you're from debaucherous canada. Hook a NGer up with that sweet, sweet 'cid so I can play your game and have it make complete sense.
Author's Response:
I got bored at like 10% of trying to make that game like a seizure-inducing drug trip :O
If I was a great coder, I could make a game where you just take drugs and the screen gets all fucked up as you play the game and it gets impossibly hard and insane just because the enemies are flying frogs and you're seeing colors like blurple and grue all over the place.
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Nice to see some real regs like F00D get in on some really sweet flash. It was like a postcard from heaven.... or a dirty Russian brothel, I can't really tell which.
In short, anything with ZZ Top in it is awesome. Instant classic.
Author's Response:
ZZ top has some really long ass beards
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I don't even have flash, but I was impressed by the things you could do with this technique. Too bad you didn't show how to make a smooth loop where the hovering effect would continue indefinitely.
Author's Response:
yeash well using what i have made it shouldnt be that hard to do
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*shameless plug*
So, what are the chances of getting you to put some flash to my audio? PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?!
Preferrably liberate the cheese.
----Teh Duke of Cool Ranch.
Author's Response:
Sup!!! Glad you saw it, I was waiting for it. What do you need, I'll gladly contrib, I'm working my ass off right now on my super-hero comedy. If it's stock (ie... already something I created) have at it... if you need it fresh, I'm in production right now so it'll have to wait.
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DON'T BE GAY SPARKY!!! DON'T BE GAY!!!!
I love the preloader by the way.
Author's Response:
lol you mean the one I grabbed from flashkit.com because I am a lazy preloader programming bitch?
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OGM!! J00 4|23 734 /\/\4|{3|) |_||-| |=|_45|-|!!!!!
You should put a link in your sig that says: Click here if you are retarded. It would save us all a bunch of time.
n00b: OMG!! BusH iz teh suck!!!
reg: And why is that, exactly?
n00b: Uh, becawse he is teh dum?
reg: Please die, and go to bum's flash.
Author's Response:
I have got a link in my sig, and i'll change it in a bit. That would be a very goo dway of dealing with n00bs, though :D
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It's the trail of shit that sold it, man.... This is the second flash using my audio I've seen today, and both are excellent. I really appreciate you guys doing my music such wonderful justice.
Keep up the good work!
Author's Response:
Thanks!
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I'd always hoped one of my little babies would grow up into an adult flash (not adult as in nudity, adult as in mature, sicko). Thank you for bringing my dream to life, particularly for doing so in such a humorous and beautiful manner.
DO LIBERATE THE CHEESE! I COMMAND IT!
Author's Response:
Well I'm glad your day could be made in such a fashion... Flies, how many have you killed today?
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Better than madness, better than xaio xaio, but just not long enough. Take your time, and make one as long as NG specs will allow.
You have the capacity to be a legend.
Author's Response:
wow u really think so? hmmmm... ep. six will have to be a doosey! heh, thnx! =)
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