Total Medals Earned: 1,878 (From 404 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,715 Points
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Jump to the Top of Noobie Island!
Get to the Top of Dark Hill
Get to the Top of Enol Hill
Get to the Top of the Twin Peaks
Climb the first 4 mountains!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/440 points)
You found Lily's spear.
You beat the game!
You beat the entire game on Challenger mode!
You found all the Tenga.
You let Leslie defeat Edison.
You beat Scarra on Challenger mode.
You beat Zirene on Challenger mode.
You beat Edison on Challenger mode.
You beat Fuslie on Challenger mode.
You beat BoxBox on Challenger mode.
You beat AngelsKimi on Challenger mode.
You beat iGumdrop on Challenger mode.
You beat DisguisedToast on Challenger mode.
You beat Fedmyster on Challenger mode.
You beat SleightlyMusical on Challenger mode.
You beat Seanic on Challenger mode.
You found Jaime's Hentai.
You got addicted to the Wheel of Chance.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/185 points)
Started Chapter 2
Completed the "strong" spirit's problem
Complete the "Cowboy" spirit's problem
Completed the "knight" spirit's Problem
Completed the "lighthouse" spirit's problem
Completed the "Old Lady" spirit's problem
Completed the "artisitc" sprit's problem
Completed the "Tall" spirit's problem
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/90 points)
Managed to turn on the light.
Had meal.
Finished the job.