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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.


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Ironfist sold me out.

2009-11-22 13:52:04 by FUNKbrs

As you all well know, I have recently been recruited by an internet policing organization (or so I thought) called Ironfist.


Ironfist had one of their front organizations hack my account because I was leaking too much information about their plans to bribe high ranking security officers of popular websites to monitor online forum activities.

At first, the money was good, and I didn't think anything of it, but now I realize that Ironfist is not to be fooled with.

This may be the last message I post with this account.

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Confirmed 100 10 Points Wow. Nice one. You finally understand that 2+2=4. Congrats. Medal Stats.
Young 10 5 Points You reach your first 10. Prepare for a long journey. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Super Sharp Sword 5 Points Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step. Medal Stats.
Shield of Protection 5 Points Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that. Medal Stats.
Ring of Speed 10 Points Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring. Medal Stats.
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NO NEWS FROM NUNEZ 100 Points Settle a score Medal Stats.
CLINT DEADWOOD 50 Points Say goodbye to an old friend Medal Stats.
EARL GREYED-OUT 25 Points Continue your family re-union Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 1,097 (From 178 different games.)

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