FUNKbrs
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Memphis, Murder Capital
Joined:
10/28/00
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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

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Ironfist sold me out.

2009-11-22 13:52:04 by FUNKbrs

As you all well know, I have recently been recruited by an internet policing organization (or so I thought) called Ironfist.

DO NOT TRUST IRONFIST.

Ironfist had one of their front organizations hack my account because I was leaking too much information about their plans to bribe high ranking security officers of popular websites to monitor online forum activities.

At first, the money was good, and I didn't think anything of it, but now I realize that Ironfist is not to be fooled with.

This may be the last message I post with this account.


Recent Game Medals

Masta Blasta 25 Points Burn 2,500 puny humans total. Medal Stats.
Gimme the loot 5 Points Earn 1K gold. Medal Stats.
Rare 5 Points Burn 100 puny humans in one run. Medal Stats.
It's what's for dinner 5 Points Burn a cow. Medal Stats.
Home Owner 5 Points Burn your first building. Medal Stats.
6 Big Surprise 100 Points ??? Medal Stats.
5 The Call has been answered 100 Points Eliminate all targets Medal Stats.
4 It can't be ... 50 Points Eliminate 100 targets Medal Stats.
3 Why me? 25 Points Eliminate 50 targets Medal Stats.
2 Who could it be? 10 Points Eliminate 25 targets Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 1,060 (From 173 different games.)

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Hold Me Closely General Rock Song
Gutter Love General Rock Song
Vixen of Doom (leak) Heavy Metal Song

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