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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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My double kick pedal broke, and I had to repair it to a single pedal with a piece of painter's tape and a strip of aluminum for a soda can.


The bassist's 5 string's input jack broke and had to switch to a 4 string which required transposing the songs to a different key on the fly.


There were counter protestors in cars revving their engines at us as if threatening to run us over


Memphis is occupied by the national guard


Elon Musk built a child porn factory in our city and it's poisoning our air and water


We played a show last night with a drag queen named Hunny Blunt and a band of queers from Indianapolis called P B and Tat who write songs about blowing dongs


I've lost so much weight I can see the veins in my thighs.


A regular combo at a fast food restaurant is 15$


The president has committed treason against Ukraine.


The same kind of data center Elon Musk has built in memphis was destroyed in ukraine and there was a noticeable decrease in angry online accounts which now appear to have been bots sent to sew dissent by russia


Drone warfare using flying robots is the dominant form of weapon.


I'm fine.


This is fine.


I had bbq ribs for dinner.


This is how things always are.


It's never any different.


I want to draw Sonic fan fiction but I'm not talented enough.


I just want to draw Sanic.


Sanic is fren. Sanic is the happy tiem


y m I knot draw sanic? He is fun n kewl.


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