Total Medals Earned: 2,029 (From 452 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,835 Points
Medals Earned: 3/24 (15/500 points)
Finish level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 12/16 (290/565 points)
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/250 points)
Kill 50 enemies
Complete first mission
Complete the Boss Run
Obtain all gold medals
Medals Earned: 4/18 (55/240 points)
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 15/18 (295/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
congratz!! this is your first step.
Die for the first time.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Die at the first wave at least once.
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 11/16 (60/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/650 points)
Unlock the Sleet Tank
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Fully upgrade your speed stat
Fully upgrade your health stat
Fully upgrade your attack stats
Unlock the Toy Tank
Unlock the Melee Tank
Unlock the Laser Tank
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game as the Default tank.
Beat the game as the Speed tank.
Beat the game as the Health tank.
Beat the game as the Attack tank.
Beat the game as the Toy tank.
Beat the game as the Sleet tank.
Beat the game as the Melee tank.
Beat the game as the Laser tank.
Beat the game as every tank