Total Medals Earned: 1,893 (From 408 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,825 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (50/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host herpes
Complete a level after having taken damage
Give the host hepatitis
Kill a white blood cell
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/500 points)
Play the game
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/10 (230/430 points)
Get rank F
Get rank E
Get rank D
Get rank C
Get rank B
Get rank A
Get rank S
Catch a fruit before it hits the ground
Unlock all upgrades in a single game
Reach first place in the daily scoreboard
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (200/300 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Begin The Ascent
Complete The First Day
Complete The Second Day
Complete The Third Day
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (310/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 7/21 (55/500 points)
Change the wallpaper
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Visit 9gag
Make the cursor fabulous
Medals Earned: 15/30 (80/500 points)
Get all Arcane Spells
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Upgrade all your runes
Slay a thousand
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Finish the game
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.