Total Medals Earned: 2,029 (From 452 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,835 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
jump 7 times (i <3 u dogl)
beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/60 points)
Enter the gallery
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (40/150 points)
Overtake 1 Orange Cloud
Upgrade Lightning 1x
Get the game for iPhone and iPad
Upgrade Rain 5x
Overtake 5 Purple Clouds
Get the game for Google Play
Overtake 25 Green Clouds
Upgrade Sun 25x
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 9/16 (85/340 points)
Kill 500 swarm invaders
Kill your first swarm invader
Rush the next wave 10 times
Collect 2000 minreals
Build a turret on all possible points in a given level
Rush the next wave 15 times in the same level
Kill 100 swarm invaders with rocket strikes
Fully upgrade and energize a defense turret
Complete 3 levels with 3 stars
Collect 20000 minreals
Kill 5000 swarm invaders
Kill 40 swarm invaders with tesla strikes
Complete 3 levels without taking any damage
Build fully upgraded and energized turrets on all points in a given level
Complete the game
Complete the game with 3 stars on each level
Medals Earned: 1/66 (5/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Kill the Tutorial
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator