Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.
Prophet of Hate
Memphis, Murder Capital
Joined on 10/28/00
I want Mrs. Black inside of me.
Mmm... yes... we all do.
YES! Awesomeness in its true form. Love it.
I totally got wrapped up in the process, which means you're quite an effective writer. Good job. :-)
In the next chapter we learn a lot more about who Dom is, and worse, who his BROTHERS are. I've only got 5 more chapters to go, so be prepared for things to REALLY start to climax and resolve soon.
Also, I've decided to go ahead and make this a trilogy, just because my lifestyle's kind of gotten wrapped up in the "OMG I SPEND A LOT OF TIME WRITING" mode, and I enjoy that.
So yeah... I'm only getting started. I've been talking to the local writing community in memphis about this book, and once I get all the bugs ironed out, I'm almost DEFINITELY publishing it locally, even if that means "desktop publishing". How expensive can a copyright for text really be, anyway?
Boooringg... Seriously. I have the attention span of a 3 years old.
Your beard emanates sheer awesomeness.
Yeah, Tom got his whole "beard" idea from me.
I also have a true Snidely Whiplash mustache, designed for being aereodynamic when tying maidens to train tracks.
You know, I have the next chapter written... maybe I should type it to tide you guys over....
DUDE I LOVE IT!!! SIGN MY CHEST!!!
Only if your chest has boobs on it.
They don't technically have to be YOUR boobs. I'll settle for signing your chest while some chick puts her boobs on it. I'm flexible like that.
What is a pregnant pause?
You know, a pregnant pause is like at 4 AM you wake up in bed because you heard a noise, and you pause, not because nothing is happening, but becuase something IS happening, and you want to be quiet and waiting when it happens.
A pregnant pause gives birth to some crazy action that wasn't there before. It's a pause with some freaky secret stuffed up inside of it. A tiger hiding behind a bush holds perfectly still just before it strikes, so that pause it makes would count as a pregnant pause.
Also, a pregnant pause means you just got fucked and haven't even noticed yet.
I wonder where the hell I picked up that phrase from? It does seem a kind of awkward word play, now that you mention it.