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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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YES YES YES!

Perfect. :-)

Hurry up, I wanna see what happens when the police get there.

zomfg!

I just finished chapter 20.

I'M A WINNER.

tldr

What part of "novel" didn't you understand?

The "IT'S REALLY LONG" part or the "JESUS THIS THING IS THICK!" part?

Read long enough, though, and you'll find the lesbian blood sex. It's pretty early on, and it happens a couple of different times.