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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Misery Merchant

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YES YES YES!

Perfect. :-)

Hurry up, I wanna see what happens when the police get there.

zomfg!

I just finished chapter 20.

I'M A WINNER.

tldr

What part of "novel" didn't you understand?

The "IT'S REALLY LONG" part or the "JESUS THIS THING IS THICK!" part?

Read long enough, though, and you'll find the lesbian blood sex. It's pretty early on, and it happens a couple of different times.