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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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YES!

*stands up and claps*

next novel naow plz.

Soo... many... errors.... ARGH!!!

Apparently you're just too nice to mention them.

For example, I have a bad habit of just thinking a word, and assuming I typed it, and forgetting to put it in.
I'm having the copy proofread now, and I'll be tweaking it for a WHILE. I still may add or delete scenes, depending on how well they work.

Well you have alot of time on your hands apparantly.

What can I say? I don't play a lot of video games... I do this kind of stuff instead.

its only gonna be like fucking 50 pages.

When I printed it, it was 136. considering a paperback page is one third the size of a regular one, even if I use TINY text, I'm hitting 200 at least. Have you ever seen Chuck Palahuik's books? They're about that long.

I will admit that when I read it, I didn't pay much attention to typos etc. I read it for the content, which I found to be awesome.

If you felt my previous response was too nice, I can put on the leather then dig my heels into your back while screaming your flaws and beating you mercilessly.

Well, I commented on Chapter 13 or 14, I think. I've now finished the novel, and all I have to say is

GET IT PUBLISHED NAO

This IS good stuff, sure, there are a couple of typos here and there, but that's something you can fix on Word. I encourage you to find a way to send this to the masses, because it's a great read. Good job, sir.

Haha, if you think THIS is good, you should read the rewrite.

Like, twice as many hooks. TWICE. AND I found a couple of places that didn't quite make sense and evened THEM out, too.

Comparatively, this crap I posted on NG looks awkward as FUCK.

I'm 2/3's of the way done on the first rewrite, so halfway through next week I'll be done with that.

Woohoo!

well video games are cool

BOOGIES TASTE GOOD

Yeah, I know. I don't know why they get such a bad rap.

I mean, they taste a lot like mushrooms, really, and mushrooms are delicious. Honestly, though, I prefer the taste of fresh blood. Aw man, do I. It's got body to it, like whole milk does, only not gay like milk. It's like liquid meat, especially hot and fresh. It probably sucks bollux cold, though, especially if it's sat around for a while. So far I've only had it fresh, and only human, and mainly my own, though.