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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Memphis, Murder Capital

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Youre so awesome.

If you keep stroking my ego, it's going to shoot all over my keyboard.

Very well-written. I look forward to chapter 2

Just finished typing it today. Have you read book 1 yet? It's every bit as good, although I'm getting better at this whole "novelist" thing with practice. However, I HIGHLY suggest you dropping me your email address so I can give you the semifinal version, as opposed to the rough ass drafts I post on NG.