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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Memphis, Murder Capital

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I dare you to ban me for 1 minute.

sounds like work. How about...

No.

you should try to write short sotries and sell them

Sell'em to who? Who buys short stories anymore? You can get all you want of that kind of stuff on the intarnets for free, ergo, why I'm trying to write novels. Please note I only post rough drafts on NG; the revised versions are much better, and have a healthy bit more content.

If I COULD sell'em, I totally would, though. I'm one broke NGer.

wows... that's deep

your stories are amazing

Thank you. My writing to some extent is a venue for my philosophy; I try to use it to expose people to a deeper way of understanding human relationships and interactions. The plot/action is a little secondary to that, which is why I doubt my writing would ever make good screenplays.

To some extent I'm scared my writing is a little TOO deep, maybe even borderline pretentious. Some readers just can't stand stuff that isn't all ACTION ACTION ACTION even though I find what's going on inside the characters heads to be 10 bajillion times more interesting than what's actually physically going on.

I just finished Ch 3, btw, where you get to see a little deeper into Pedro's head and his family organization.

wow thats some good stuff. very deep