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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Misery Merchant

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YOUR A NIGGUR

I prefer to be referred to as a "colored urban american" or a "non-white" thank you very much.

Frankly, if I wasn't so blatantly racist, I'd be offended. Although I am KIND of offended, only mainly by your blatant disrespect for good white man's English rules of spelling and grammar.

Beautiful

Thank you. I have an entire novel up here that's every bit as good as this called "the Cutting Garden" if you want to read some of this background I'm covering.

You are a cutie patootie

Theres nothing sick about stockholm syndrome. Ive been a good girl. Can I come out of the box today?

I hate you so much, but this was an interesting read.

I love you.