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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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Misery Merchant

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I like your choice of words, and Caroline is still pretty annoying. Seems like the point Dom was trying to get across would be easy to understand, unless you're a dumb bitch.

Also, I hope your face doesn't rot off and you go blind.

That would suck, even for a douche as big you.

It's called "Dynamic character"

Caroline is much less of a dumb bitch than she was in the first book now, and by the end of this book, she...

Wait, that would be a spoiler.

And I LIKE being a douche, thank you very much. Douches get all up inside vaginas. Unlike you.

Too long, did not read

8==D-- -- -- -- --- -- --- -- ---*xX}{D:<

I loved this chapter!!! I felt it tied in so much of the story line, even though some of it I had already assumed/guessed. This is very good for linking it all together. You did a very good job on how you communicated this chapter though. While reading, I felt kinda like I was watching a movie. Good job. Go ahead and make your smart ass reply. <3 <3 <3

*insert smart ass reply*

I'm officially past all the intro and plot building. Now comes all the FUN stuff. YAY!! FUN STUFF!!!

Was reading your page...too many big words. So I gave up. I may come back and read it later.

Oh, I hope your just joking about your forum posts. =-( My best wishes friend.

I'm not joking. My nose really is rotting. I think I caught it in time, though. I should be back to normal in about... 9 days?

Damn. You truly are a master at deflating a man's ego.

I don't even have a come back for that.

Fucking asshole.