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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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I like your choice of words, and Caroline is still pretty annoying. Seems like the point Dom was trying to get across would be easy to understand, unless you're a dumb bitch.

Also, I hope your face doesn't rot off and you go blind.

That would suck, even for a douche as big you.

It's called "Dynamic character"

Caroline is much less of a dumb bitch than she was in the first book now, and by the end of this book, she...

Wait, that would be a spoiler.

And I LIKE being a douche, thank you very much. Douches get all up inside vaginas. Unlike you.

Too long, did not read

8==D-- -- -- -- --- -- --- -- ---*xX}{D:<

I loved this chapter!!! I felt it tied in so much of the story line, even though some of it I had already assumed/guessed. This is very good for linking it all together. You did a very good job on how you communicated this chapter though. While reading, I felt kinda like I was watching a movie. Good job. Go ahead and make your smart ass reply. &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

*insert smart ass reply*

I'm officially past all the intro and plot building. Now comes all the FUN stuff. YAY!! FUN STUFF!!!

Was reading your page...too many big words. So I gave up. I may come back and read it later.

Oh, I hope your just joking about your forum posts. =-( My best wishes friend.

I'm not joking. My nose really is rotting. I think I caught it in time, though. I should be back to normal in about... 9 days?

Damn. You truly are a master at deflating a man's ego.

I don't even have a come back for that.

Fucking asshole.