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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Comments (15)

Nice job on the story. :)

So how're you doing?

Slowly dying.

And you?

"M'buto snatched his wrist, sucking the blood from him hungrily with Berry's lipstick-smeared mouth. It was so thick, so savory and hot, full of sweet sustaining life. She stroked him ferociously as she drank, bringing him to frantic climax with her bloody hand."

U HAZ AIDS

NO U.

Mark's character doesn't have AIDS, and neither does Berry or M'buto.

Well, I guess you could say that age is killing me.

Generally, though, I'm in a much better state than the economy is, thanks for asking.

My favorite line in this chapter, "He didn't know what drugs she was on right now, but he was going to find out and buy her some more the second this was over." lol. GOOD JOB. I commented on the other as well sir.

You know I only write this stuff for attention from teh haut laydees.

If you notice, I got so into the sex scene in last chapter I just ground right through and did another in this one; that's why I've got two up so quickly. Wait 'till what happens NEXT chapter. It's gonna be awesome.

You're fat 8P

Remind me to read that later..

Well that was a delightful waste of time. Actually, it was fucking awful.

I'm hurt.

Hold me

......

Until I cum.

I must admit, you're good at imagery.

But that's about as critical I can get, as I have no idea what makes a good novel.

"Sweet Angelia was a tornado of violence, all swirling black hair and knuckles in a spinning whirlwind of released aggression, like the exploded boiler of a small nuclear power plant."

Although i don't agree with your latest rant on the bbs you have an outstanding knack for writing.
Seriously, i liked this piece a lot.

Don't tell anyone, but those rants are actually practice for my FOURTH novel.

I'm on my second.

ew ur ugly haha o well

Hey u, finish ur story naow k thnx.

And that peacefulsniper faggot who said you're ugly has been spamming all the mod's pages, just a heads up.

I think he called you ugly because he <3s you more than a friend.

metallica fucking rule so do slayer >.>

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Hey, I want to see you with your top off if that's possible.

FUCK YOU