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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Misery Merchant

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Goodbye FUNKbrs. We will miss your hate, it brought NG closer together.

Funk is a "Blank"

Doesn't matter what you put for blank, because Funk is like Bob Dylan. He wakes up a different person than the one who went to sleep.

Iron FIst is a Motorhead song. Nothing bad comes from Motorhead songs.

I wish you were still a mod ; ( .......

LOL

God dammit Marcus, what is going on here?

Dr. Claw and his organizations have transending that of their past incarnations.
Shortly his plan to destroy inspector gadget will become an unfortunate reality.

oh shi

Wait, there are internet policing organisations?You can't even start to imagine the amount of illegal content on the net, how is it humanly possible to "police" it?
Also, if it's true, just fucking sue them.You had a contract..right?

Yeah, "sue them."

In what court? The fucking United Nations?

Maybe you have a crapload of international lawyers on retainer, but my broke ass doesn't.

Besides, sue them for what? Mod status doesn't have a recognized cash value.

I'd rather not get crushed under the threads of the corporate juggernaut, thank you very much.

Ironfist is Eurasian.

Oh shi son!

so what about IRONFIST

i seriously get the impression that your just lying, Why would they want your newgrounds account?
They would have just killed you and left.
i think you just got tired of being a mod and quit, then left.

ATLEAST THE MONEY WAS GOOD

HEY FUNKBRS. RUB MY BELLY.

... YOU'RE NOT RUBBING!!!

Why aren't you a mod anymore? I'm sad.

HEY, FUNKY! You wanna hang out?

Ah, crap. I'm hardly ever online anymore. Still, we should do this.

... STILL NOT RUBBING!!!!!

What's in it for me?

Funk, you never mess with policing organizations, or any other bullshit black ops.

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