Don't you want to bring better music to the world? Do it.
DOOOOO ITTTTTTT
Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.
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Been doing new stuff with WSJ. Waiting on Dougie to get back from rehab. Maybe 1/10 of every song I work up makes it to a recording stage.
I demand a new song in one month. I am setting a timer for 30 days. If by the end, I do not hear new glorious music, my wrath shall be felt.
I'm trying to avoid your wrath, I really am.
Can you just lick my fucking foreskin already
Sure. Just have it removed surgically first, because otherwise it's not gay enough.
And you'd be wrong yet again still for pushing your Yiddish bullshit; this is already at maximum faggotry.
I need you to become a jewish woman. Surgically. Only then will it be gay enough.
No need when you already fill the quota, Mila; now touch my foreskin :3
I refuse to acknowledge the glass ceiling on gayness. There are no limits to who we can be. For example, I know you can become the jewish woman I've always dreamed you could be.
And you'd be wrong to do so still. If I wanted to be you, I would've already skinned you into a suit; now touch my foreskin :3
You tell me my dreams are wrong, then expect me to want to touch you? Learn some basic foreplay.
Yes, because that is the way. Learn how to take pillow talk less like a bitch; now touch my foreskin :3
You're a foreskin virgin, aren't you? If no one else has touched it, I'm not gonna touch it.
Oh, you wish; that went the way of the dodo a long time ago. I can still take yours, however, as all you have to do is touch my foreskin :3
Touch my foreskin, faggot :3
Mail it to me in a little bag, and I will.
It is inseparable; lick it behind your usual gay hooker alley :3
Now look, I told you I'm only closet gay, so you're going to have to get a sex change just for appearance sake.
Don't run from your feelings, faggot; licking my foreskin will set you free :3
The only thing free about your herpes is contracting them. You know my price; now pay up or quit windowshopping.
They can't be free if they don't exist. You highly overestimate your value, and your continued mental defenestration is proof of its non-existence. Now make like the good whore you are and lick my foreskin for free :3
I'm waiting until our relationship becomes official. If you don't really want me, let me go.
Oh I do, just as much as any other foreskin-licking hooker :3
If they don't want you anymore, then I don't either. I don't even think you HAVE a foreskin.
They do - it doesn't mean I have to reciprocate it, though; if you and the rest of your street-walking Union didn't want me anymore, I wouldn't have to keep blocking calls. Your disbelief means nothing :3
It's easy to disbelieve what isn't true. We all know I'd be your first.
Yes, which is why it's easy to disbelieve your lack of thirst for me. We both know you'd be far from my first, and vice-versa :3
Isn't it time for a NEW post? Something with sauce????
But if I wait another year, it will be an even decade.
@HeadMistressSeven @FUNKbrs oh man
The OCD in me really wants you to do that.....
post 100
what do i win...
You win free google search privileges for life.
all the best tomorrow...if we don't hear from you for a few days, we'll send the dogs out...they're trained to find consumers of Memphis' most wicked sauces...
DrSevenSeizeMD
Upload some new damn music
FUNKbrs
This sounds like work.