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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Very well written. =)

I am uncomfortable about knives, cutting, and bleeding though. =\

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHA

Dude... That shit is fucking life, man.

You ever watch atone paintribe? Meat hook flesh piercings, one and two hook flesh suspensions......

Then there's the more mundane "hardcore" backyard style wrestling shows, where afterwards the flood is a pavement made of coagulated blood and damn near powdered broken glass....

These are all live stage acts, stage acts I've not only watched, but also had personal friendships with the participants thereof. I only just recently got a tattoo, but I'm damn near covered in old burns from playing with fire, particularly the flame holding act I used to do in my stageshow for Strangled Blue.

I guess it's really a local anesthetic surgery kind of thing. Unless you've actually BEEN cut, whether in an erotic or medical situation, you'll never really get the whole "cutting is good" thing. If it makes any sense, having skin is kind of itchy and repressive, when you think about it. In a very real way, cutting that skin and exposing the flesh underneath provides a certain sensation of ..... wind, minty refressingness, cleanness...... I know chemically there are lots of endorphins involved, but that's the human feeling of it.

Think exfoliation, only on a MUCH grander scale. Like having your back scratched, only... more... thorough.