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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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I LOVE the first paragraph of this chapter. :-)

I'd been doing a lot of research into historical occultism, and it's choc FULL of different moods and flavors for otherwise dry numbers and things of that nature. I really like the idea of individual days having their own little peccadillos that supercede individual people's petty little affairs. Humanity is so perverse and sick, it's kind of nice to be reassured that on the geological scale it's all really transient and unimportant.

I'm SOOOO tempted to have an unmarked grave.