Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.
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I'm going to try to deep fry some tofu now.
FUNKbrs
The trick is all in the breading. Just roll in in flour with a healthy portion of seasoned salt until well coated, and pop in right in the fryer until golden brown. No meat means no salmonella, so it's all a matter of taste as to when it's done.
Then coat it down with your favorite sauce, like honey barbecue, asian sweet and sour, or plain just like it is.
I learned how to do this with no instruction at 3 am drunk and stoned off my ass the first time I tried it.