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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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I'm going to try to deep fry some tofu now.

The trick is all in the breading. Just roll in in flour with a healthy portion of seasoned salt until well coated, and pop in right in the fryer until golden brown. No meat means no salmonella, so it's all a matter of taste as to when it's done.

Then coat it down with your favorite sauce, like honey barbecue, asian sweet and sour, or plain just like it is.

I learned how to do this with no instruction at 3 am drunk and stoned off my ass the first time I tried it.