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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Misery Merchant

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I'm really enjoying it. Good job!

Couldn't think of a better name than Mrs. Black, could you?

ACTUALLY, based off a real woman, whose REAL NAME was MRS. BLACK. Mrs. Mary Black, to be precise, of Hometown Pentecostal Church in south Memphis, right off of 3rd street on 61 HWY south with a right on the first residential street after the car lot, just a mile or two before the state line. Follow that past the baptist church, and make a right on the next street after that. It should be right on your left.

She's not really a witch, though, just a a very devout pentecostal.