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Sometimes a small pneumatic combustion cannon is the right tool for the job. At least when the job is spraying blood and gore into a fine mist, anyways.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Thats pretty good :)

ermm..a 5?

I LOL'ed here, "Women were supposed to go to a maternity ward to have children, not have some naïve florist with psychological problems take care of things"

You know a bit about delivering babies eh? ;-)

Good job dear.

You got anymore chapters done?

Actually, I know FUCK ALL about delivering babies. Like, not shit. Actually, I planned on watching some birth videos before writing that chapter, then I just got lazy and made some crap up based on what I'd seen in movies. YAY HOLLYWOOD, right?

Right now I've got all my outlines written for the new chapters, but no actual text yet. I had the whole thing half written by hand on paper before I started posting it.

There's a lot of sex-plot drama coming up in the next few chapters, and it's the man-on-man gay kind. I doubt my descriptions are going to be long and hot for those scenes, or rather, the one scene, like they were for the lesbian stuff, but then again.. I'm a straight dude. I have a hard time eroticizing wangs. I hear it's genetic.

Further more, YE GODS I left a lot of typos in that. I'm almost tempted to proofread and re-post it.