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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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Post Tetanus Fest Poast

Posted by FUNKbrs - April 23rd, 2023


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I got exactly one blurry picture of Tetanus Fest.


We fucking murdered it.

The venue is some place way out in the boonies of Horton AR where a guy owns a little half pipe and a shed with a stage in it. It was a bunch of people, I didn't really count.


It was a hardcore skate thrash crowd, and we are not a hardcore band by any stretch of the imagination, but I played just enough double bass riffs on the house kit to get their respect even though we're kind of a soft touchy feely vocal band.


tons of people came back to the merch booth to buy stuff and chat.I saw a bunch of bad ass bands.


I think we got a better booking slot because I requested a house kit, lol. They put all the bands using the same kit in a row, and put us smack in the middle. You could tell we were everybody's girlfriend's favorite band, lol.


It was a four hour drive out, but the low for the night was 42f and even though it's a camping festival it didn't make sense gear wise to carrying a full camping rig for three people and sleeping in the miserable ass cold, so we decided to "professional it" and drive home that night.


I owned the car and the insurance, so I decided to do all the driving for legal reasons.


Around 5 AM it starts raining, and my fucking windshield wiper falls off right after I get back into town. Luckily I'm home 30 min later.


A friend of mine got in a wreck coming back from a gig that night, so I guess I got off easy.


Fucking wild night. Hopefully more video will come out later.


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Yeah, I dissociated this ever happened. Fuck. Less than two weeks ago, and it's like I was never there. The fuck. at least I have a picture to prove to myself it happened. I wouldn't believe it otherwise.