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Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Someone is very stupid

Posted by FUNKbrs - July 20th, 2007


They gave me a blog. On NG. Where I do my NG things. Don't they know what kind of fucked up shit I do on NG? I always fucking warn them, and they never fucking believe me.

Oh well. They'll get off light this time.... THIS TIME.


Comments

Oh No...DRUNK RAGE (I hope, nyeh)!

Get off light? You mean you're still gonna get them?

it's hard to set fire to a website

Dammit! I was hoping to find somed f**ked up $#^t on your page.
How disappointing. :(

They get off light this time.... So what happens next time?

The problem with blogs is not many people read them, Unless you're very famous.

THIS TIME...

i've been prepared for the worst since day one :P i have my tinfoil hats and whatnot all packed away and ready to deploy at any minute :P

Since when were you a mod?

i get off to stuff

Hello FunkBadReligionSkater.

lmao thanks for the ban.

Dear heretic

Love the Emperor,
For he is the salvation of Mankind.
Obey His words,
for He will lead you into the light of the future.
Heed His wisdom,
for He will protect you from evil.
Whisper His prayers with devotion,
for they will salve your soul.
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice.
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow.

god damn it i am the funky newgrounds user, i challenge you to a duel for the right of the funk

bring it, bitch. I was FUNK long before you ever crapped your first diaper.

abusing the comment system

Do something already. The people demand more FUNK and you're letting them down.

Shh... I'm busy doing evil shit in teh IRL.

yay

dude you really did ban me from the bbs why the heck do you get to ban me you arent a mod and why the heck can you pick if its spam or not you cant do that stuff you complete jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so what if someone else posts a different bush topic?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

get a display pic, banner and icon quick before the bomb goes off!!

Hmm, yeah. I agree

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