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[GreenWood Defense]

New update doesn't seem to run on Chrome. New characters don't load and there's nothing to click when the battle starts. I tried reloading the game, and still nothing. I liked the game a lot before the update, hopefully this info helps you dial the update in and get it to where I can run it.

Wombart responds:

Thanks for the feedback.
Sorry for the issue, try to use the reset button at the menu screen (at the bottom right corner).

[Bandits & Barbarians]

Been trying for weeks to get a successful game match. The game just doesn't work. I'm sure you worked hard on it, but a game that doesn't play isn't a game. It's got to work. This doesn't. you shouldn't have released this incomplete game.

larrynachos responds:

Great way to test if it actually works is to open two tabs and check to see if you'll connect with yourself. If you're getting the peer quit noise (nyaaag) over and over, that usually means the host is on an incompatible connection. You can check the console for any red errors to see if somethings actually wrong.

So yeah it's functional, just a ghost town :P

[Deal with Putin]

Classic NG assassin game, complete with medals. Well played.

Little-Rena responds:

Yes, I knew you'd like it!

[Sub-Uber-Marine]

decent little game. It could use a little pizzaz but it demonstrates the taxi cab game principle just fine.

Extar responds:

Thanks for playing!

[Arcade Wizard]

Excellent game. The arcade coins system really adds to the replay value. I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the Necromancy orb, though. I like how it combines the best parts of a tower defense and a melee based fighter.

gamemakertim responds:

Thank you! The vampire and necromancer orbs will be available next patch.

[Jay's Walkin']

Good game, interesting concept, quick and fun...
But saves don't seem to work.
Would be a solid 4 if the saves worked.

zorantronics responds:

We only have it saving the highest level you've unlocked so far, which works for our end. Is this the saving you're talking about?

EDIT: Oh, we've updated this game to a new version. If you've played before sometime this morning, unfortunately we've lost your save data :( sorry!!!

[Squirrel Puncher 4000! (Ludum Dare 40 Compo)]

Yellow hitboxes could be acorns, maybe. The wasd movement feature seemed pointless, and the game could work fine as a clicker. The damage animation seemed unrelated to clicking the yellow circles, and there was no health stat I could see.

Music choice was pretty good for the style, and the green on black retro computer feel was on point. I could legit enjoy a more completed version.

ValklingFriendofAllT responds:

Thanks for feedback. I'm playing around with concepts right now. The "Health" stat is that the alarm number in the upper right that goes up when hit and, therefore, gradually makes the game harder and ends sooner. It's a bit weird, but that is just my attempt to keep with this LD theme "The more you have, the worse it is"and will probably reject that post-Compo. I went with the wasd movement for dodging because I want to make this into a more punch-out style boxer eventually. I was thinking of making the red attack be flashing sections of screen that you need to keep the cursor out of to dodge, but then I figured that would make the game pretty much a bullet hell. Not bad but not what I want to eventually do with it.

[The Insanity Box]

Not enough LSD

I wasn't on enough LSD to have this game make sense, but it was a good substitute.

C'mon, pox, you're from debaucherous canada. Hook a NGer up with that sweet, sweet 'cid so I can play your game and have it make complete sense.

poxpower responds:

I got bored at like 10% of trying to make that game like a seizure-inducing drug trip :O

If I was a great coder, I could make a game where you just take drugs and the screen gets all fucked up as you play the game and it gets impossibly hard and insane just because the enemies are flying frogs and you're seeing colors like blurple and grue all over the place.

[Tutorial: Spinney Stuff]

Pretty cool for a tutorial

I don't even have flash, but I was impressed by the things you could do with this technique. Too bad you didn't show how to make a smooth loop where the hovering effect would continue indefinitely.

Capt-Awesome responds:

yeash well using what i have made it shouldnt be that hard to do

[Noobie FAQ]

Ah, yes, nepotism is GOOD.

OGM!! J00 4|23 734 /\/\4|{3|) |_||-| |=|_45|-|!!!!!

You should put a link in your sig that says: Click here if you are retarded. It would save us all a bunch of time.

n00b: OMG!! BusH iz teh suck!!!

reg: And why is that, exactly?

n00b: Uh, becawse he is teh dum?

reg: Please die, and go to bum's flash.

bumcheekcity responds:

I have got a link in my sig, and i'll change it in a bit. That would be a very goo dway of dealing with n00bs, though :D