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Surprisingly high replay value. A bit of a perfect browser game, cuts straight to the point. Way more payoff to effort ratio than many other great games. Sometimes it's the things that arent' there that make a game great.

Man, as far as small games though, this was about perfect. There seemed to be a deep understanding of the effort to payout ratio, which is something you have to play a lot of small demo games to appreciate. The only way I would have scored it higher is if it had tons of replay value.

Good game, but it could use a tutorial that explains how all the pieces work. It's frustrating trying to understand the upkeep system on mobile units, and it takes a while to figure out how to use castles to defend land cheaply while the expensive ground troops acquire territory.

Short, sweet, beautifully animated. the only thing that could improve it is to make it longer so I could enjoy it more.

Excellent replay value, much more engaging than you would think on the surface. I still can't beat it consistently, but I like how making different choices gets you different results depending on what part of the game your on. Powerups that repeat are more useful in early stages, but there's greater benefit in just cashing out and bulking up towards the end. The synergy of the different abilities didn't seem to matter much, but then again you couldn't choose which base towers you got so it would be kind of unfair if it did.

Apparently I'm tweaked on enough meth to be australian, because this game runs super fast. Since I'm american, I can only assume this means the game is working exactly as designed. Well done.

New update doesn't seem to run on Chrome. New characters don't load and there's nothing to click when the battle starts. I tried reloading the game, and still nothing. I liked the game a lot before the update, hopefully this info helps you dial the update in and get it to where I can run it.

Wombart responds:

Thanks for the feedback.
Sorry for the issue, try to use the reset button at the menu screen (at the bottom right corner).

Been trying for weeks to get a successful game match. The game just doesn't work. I'm sure you worked hard on it, but a game that doesn't play isn't a game. It's got to work. This doesn't. you shouldn't have released this incomplete game.

larrynachos responds:

Great way to test if it actually works is to open two tabs and check to see if you'll connect with yourself. If you're getting the peer quit noise (nyaaag) over and over, that usually means the host is on an incompatible connection. You can check the console for any red errors to see if somethings actually wrong.

So yeah it's functional, just a ghost town :P

I like how the difficulty level naturally increases itself as you piss off more and more people.

Nice proof of concept game. The game play totally works. Obviously it could use some fleshing out, as others have said maybe auto fire or some kinds of power ups, bosses, etc.

Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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