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The tower defense is a little easy. I keep getting the word on the next to last try though, so the game makes me feel smart even though you can get through all the most used letters in the first three lines. There are worse things in the world than easy games that make you feel good about yourself. Successfully gluing together two half made games into one decent game in two days is pretty slick.

Classic NG assassin game, complete with medals. Well played.

Little-Rena responds:

Yes, I knew you'd like it!

Good mechanics, lots of challenge, strategy. The world map is a little clunky, but the gameplay is fast paced and engaging. As short as it was I thoroughly enjoyed it. Excellent challenge to satisfaction ratio.

decent little game. It could use a little pizzaz but it demonstrates the taxi cab game principle just fine.

Extar responds:

Thanks for playing!

Controls are a little sloppy, but only a little. Everything else about the game was pretty solid, high replay value, nice array of different difficulty enemies. The various types of exploding crates were also a nice feature. Nearly perfect. Nearly.

It's the Tom Fulp redemption arc, and I am totally here for it.

Excellent game. The arcade coins system really adds to the replay value. I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the Necromancy orb, though. I like how it combines the best parts of a tower defense and a melee based fighter.

gamemakertim responds:

Thank you! The vampire and necromancer orbs will be available next patch.

No animations for attacks, no character graphics at all, and then add weird creepy imaginary text-only sexual encounters?

Seems too much like a text-only RPG to justify being an arena battle game.

If you want to see this done right, look at Sands of the Coliseum (also on NG) to see a good example of turn based fight mechanics.

Didn't like it. Felt like controls were made janky intentionally to create fake difficulty.
Error margins for obstacles were too tight in the instructional stages.
Not enough going on visually to justify game play, death scene was the only interesting visual and that happened way too often in what was supposed to be the tutorial levels.

Good game, interesting concept, quick and fun...
But saves don't seem to work.
Would be a solid 4 if the saves worked.

zorantronics responds:

We only have it saving the highest level you've unlocked so far, which works for our end. Is this the saving you're talking about?

EDIT: Oh, we've updated this game to a new version. If you've played before sometime this morning, unfortunately we've lost your save data :( sorry!!!

Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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