FUNKbrs's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The dude and the dog]

dear non piano playing mo fo

I am a musician, and I would not have admitted to making that music for the file. there is absolutely nothing wrong with using other peoples music, and many a bad flash has been redeemed by stolen music. consider this before you put lame ass keyboards on a short weak flash. By the way I hated dr. katz, and by association, now I also hate you

[007 and 3/4]

why is the score so low?

this movie is a 2.5 at least, but at the time of this review the score is only .54! just because the guy didnt put in an automatic play feature doesnt make the flash suck damnit, people need to learn how to use the play command. this movie rocked ballz and its score is a tragedy.

[Seinfeld: The Catsuit]

e for effort

sadly, this is the best brand new flash Ive voted on tonight. It had its moments and was not entirely "crappy clock flash" as far as clock flash goes, it was alright. However, clocks totally blow andthis was depressing mainly because of the effort to quality ratio. (I wish that was on the rating scale)

[Candy From Strangers]

dont stop here

I have seriously considered starting a movement to lynch (yes, I am from Memphis) all child molesters. I like to think of the phrase "justifiable homicide" and the concept of a "jury of my peers" while fondling a hemp rope and thinking of some of the stories I have heard from friends and family members. Keep up the good work!

[Motion]

straight edgers suck

I notice that although you claim to be a straight edger, your video still looked like a trip. All the great art ever made was made because of mind altering inspirations, and yes sex counts as a mind altering experience. Get over yourself.