Total Medals Earned: 1,878 (From 404 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,715 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (175/455 points)
Return to the surface without a single item
Return 100 fish to the surface
Return over 250 gold worth of items in a single dive
Dive to 500m and return with at least one item
Collect one of every type of item and fish
Return to the surface with 21 items in a single dive
Retrieve the treasure chest
Return to the surface with only a single rock
Get chased by seven fish at once
Reach the bottom with any three upgrades disabled
Return to the surface with ONLY the treasure chest
Unlock all medals. Reward: golden hook
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/75 points)
Play The Game
Purchase A Smile
Catch Your First Fish
Sell Out An Item In The Store
Buy The Ultra Smile
Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (360/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
10 ricochet kills
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (110/220 points)
Play the game!
Shathead
Defeat the Big Boi
Obtain the Skrunkle (You don't get anything, but hey, 10 points)