Touch my foreskin :3
Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.
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Can I use a red hot poker?
No. Only your tongue.
No. Only your tongue.
Why don't we skip the foreplay? I'm a top.
No, you're a bottom, even if you don't know it yet.
Hey, I'll let you do whatever you want after I get done with my red hot poker.
You're already done with it; no red hot pokers for you.
Well, yeah, not the business end. But for other people, ie, you specifically, there will always be room for hot pokers.
There can't be any room for them when they're incapable of making contact with me; nothing can delay the inevitable, regardless of your delusions.
Right, and inevitably you will go away.
Yet another thing you are wrong about; now touch my foreskin :3
It's only a foreskin if there's a penis. Otherwise it's just a labia.
Checkmate, atheists.
Saint Dag the butt fag
what do cigarettes have to do with this?
I know, which is why I'm telling you to touch my foreskin.
Do it if you don't wish to incur celestial wrath :3
I see you're religious.
Tell me more about this "celestial wrath"
Touch my foreskin and you won't have to find out :3
My religion requires circumcision.
Mine requires you touching my foreskin :3
I can touch your foreskin in the process of circumcizing it.
Not when 2 hands are required to touch it :3
I'll be using a scalpel and a set of tweezers, though.
You'll be using your 2 bare hands only :3
Too bad my name is Edward Circumcision Hands, a golem made by a jewish Mohel out of spare parts to aid in conducting ritual bris.
Good thing my foreskin breaks any and all such curses :3
Luckily circumcision is a blessing, not a curse. I shall miraculously cure you of your occasional urinary tract infections.
A statement that couldn't be further from the truth. My foreskin is indestructible :3
I want to help you prove it's indestructibility. First, I'll have to test it's resistance to circumcision.
There's nothing to test, as touching it with anything but your bare hands is impossible :3
You sound scared. If circumcision was impossible, you'd be willing to try it.
I never said that I was scared, just that touching it with anything but your hands is physically impossible :3
Also, I made that MLK meme. Deal with it 8)
so what happened to iron fist
Wikileaks. Now domestic spying is just common knowledge
Kieran
i wish i had 4 at the end of my exp points like you then i would be happy