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FUNK brs @FUNKbrs

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Memphis, Murder Capital

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Ironfist sold me out.

Posted by FUNKbrs - November 22nd, 2009


As you all well know, I have recently been recruited by an internet policing organization (or so I thought) called Ironfist.

DO NOT TRUST IRONFIST.

Ironfist had one of their front organizations hack my account because I was leaking too much information about their plans to bribe high ranking security officers of popular websites to monitor online forum activities.

At first, the money was good, and I didn't think anything of it, but now I realize that Ironfist is not to be fooled with.

This may be the last message I post with this account.


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I delivered your message. Godspeed sir. *secret handshake*

Goddamn it FUNK, you're the one who put the H in hate! Don't leave us now, man! Your funny stories on the BBS were the shit! Keep drummin' and keep BBS moderating. You were the best out of all the other mods.

its sad to see you go FUNK... i am sure that a bunch of us will miss you... rip FUNKbrs

I have my gun ready I hope you do too. Also I'm starting a revolution you wanna join?

IT'S CHRIS BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that blows, I assume you didn't use two different passwords?

Dumbass

I hope you come back Funk, I really do.
You were one of the only NGers who understands and can actually talk about shit with other users, you care, it's a good thing.
You believe in the brotherhood, and you helped teach me to hate and stop caring, you're a great person, regardless of whether or not you go, have fun.

<3~

Ironfisted.

Poozy cannot nazi mod the BBS all by himself.

Huh.

We will hate, and then we will hate some more.

LOVE NOBODY.

man, you're getting the good mods now.

Acid Burn Sayz Leave b4 u r expunged

I don't fear the Iron Fist.

Good luck, FUNKbrs. We're all right behind you, and we will never stop fighting.

Lies.

Lol.
<3

What is this? I don't even...

Fuck you and your bans, you deserved it.

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