Ironfist sold me out.

FUNKbrs

Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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Ironfist sold me out.

Posted by FUNKbrs - November 22nd, 2009

As you all well know, I have recently been recruited by an internet policing organization (or so I thought) called Ironfist.

DO NOT TRUST IRONFIST.

Ironfist had one of their front organizations hack my account because I was leaking too much information about their plans to bribe high ranking security officers of popular websites to monitor online forum activities.

At first, the money was good, and I didn't think anything of it, but now I realize that Ironfist is not to be fooled with.

This may be the last message I post with this account.

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DrSevenSeizeMD 2009-11-22 14:35:30

I delivered your message. Godspeed sir. *secret handshake*

Baranar 2009-11-22 16:16:51

Goddamn it FUNK, you're the one who put the H in hate! Don't leave us now, man! Your funny stories on the BBS were the shit! Keep drummin' and keep BBS moderating. You were the best out of all the other mods.

tox 2009-11-22 18:44:21

its sad to see you go FUNK... i am sure that a bunch of us will miss you... rip FUNKbrs

LocoJoe 2009-11-22 18:48:20

I have my gun ready I hope you do too. Also I'm starting a revolution you wanna join?

Orangebeef 2009-11-22 18:58:17

IT'S CHRIS BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prinzy2 2009-11-22 19:01:48

Well that blows, I assume you didn't use two different passwords?

Falconpunchr 2009-11-22 19:03:27

Dumbass

Luke 2009-11-22 19:14:02

I hope you come back Funk, I really do.
You were one of the only NGers who understands and can actually talk about shit with other users, you care, it's a good thing.
You believe in the brotherhood, and you helped teach me to hate and stop caring, you're a great person, regardless of whether or not you go, have fun.

BrokenPaw 2009-11-22 21:03:04

<3~

reviewer2 2009-11-22 21:56:57

Ironfisted.

BlakeMo 2009-11-25 11:43:38

Poozy cannot nazi mod the BBS all by himself.

Halberd 2009-11-27 01:47:40

Huh.

hecticjon 2009-11-27 13:04:14

We will hate, and then we will hate some more.

LOVE NOBODY.

Aggzza 2009-11-28 15:26:38

man, you're getting the good mods now.

Krasnoyarsk 2009-12-04 20:28:40

Acid Burn Sayz Leave b4 u r expunged

FUNKbrs 2009-12-04 20:28:40

I don't fear the Iron Fist.

Scarface 2009-12-05 01:32:20

Good luck, FUNKbrs. We're all right behind you, and we will never stop fighting.

BrokenPaw 2009-12-06 18:06:16

Lies.

Rooster 2009-12-24 23:17:02

Lol.
<3

FeedingAdiction 2009-12-24 23:23:38

What is this? I don't even...

iCock 2009-12-25 20:43:19

Fuck you and your bans, you deserved it.

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