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Recent Movie Reviews


World War Crash World War Crash

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Seems like a journalisitically honest and factually accurate prediction of the end times.

I feel more prepared for the future after having watched this.



O&J Kagerou Pan O&J Kagerou Pan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazingly random

I had the most wonderful seizure... it was great. All the flashing colors and whatnot... i wish I was on acid.

Oh, and make a flash with my music... or else.


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Blue N' Pink-existential Blue N' Pink-existential

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WIN

I laughed.

I cried.

I was reminded of painful childhood memories.

Never before have so few defined parameters meant so much....


SevenSeize responds:

I love you.

Recent Game Reviews


The Best Game Ever The Best Game Ever

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Was the glitching intentional?

It was, wasn't it? Literally all the difficulty came from lag. 1 star based on the idea that maybe the glitching was the game.



The Insanity Box The Insanity Box

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Not enough LSD

I wasn't on enough LSD to have this game make sense, but it was a good substitute.

C'mon, pox, you're from debaucherous canada. Hook a NGer up with that sweet, sweet 'cid so I can play your game and have it make complete sense.


poxpower responds:

I got bored at like 10% of trying to make that game like a seizure-inducing drug trip :O

If I was a great coder, I could make a game where you just take drugs and the screen gets all fucked up as you play the game and it gets impossibly hard and insane just because the enemies are flying frogs and you're seeing colors like blurple and grue all over the place.


Project Inthri 3 Project Inthri 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

TWO HANDED!!!

You HAD to have known when you made this game it would be played two handed... AWESOME. Total ambidextrous experience.

Synching up both ships in your head... it was mindblowing. Strangley, it ends up I actually play BETTER left handed... who knew?

I wish ALL shooter games were two handed... it would revolutionize the genre....


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Recent Audio Reviews


Story Time With Seven (Halloween Story) Story Time With Seven (Halloween Story)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I feel like you should have found a sacrifice for that pentagram to appease the demon that possessed that man to kill that woman.


SevenSeize responds:

I knew you would have practical advice.


Bad Timing Bad Timing

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This is really good. I wish there were more submissions like this. I wish it had more technicality to it, but I'm so happy it's a "real band" that can be forgiven. A few awkward phrases here and there, but a "would clap" band if I saw you guys in a bar.


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Scarface responds:

Yeah, the first six songs we recorded weren't our greatest; they're about a year old.

Our newest single "Stop the World" is a lot better sounding in my opinion.


Clip of WIP Clip of WIP

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Theres some timing issues in there, but the material itself is still good. Considering the effort involved it's a good turnover.


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bipolarmunkey responds:

thanks man. yea my timing was way off in some spots. appreciate you looking past that.

Recent Art Reviews


I Hate You I Hate You

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The feeling is mutual.

I'm assuming the pixel scale is enlarged for obvious reasons.

I approve of your contribution to the hate movement.


The-Great-One responds:

Thank You FUNKbrs. I hope you use this in the future.

Still Love You.