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MY NICHE! YOU'RE SPREADING INTO MY NICHE!!!

There's just something about the way you speed up the tunes, that makes them hilarious.....

The best part is that imaginary line when it stops being about pets, and starts being about vagina.

Its almost as if I'd been doing Liberate the Cheese for 10 years and mastered it.....

FUCKER!!! THAT'S MY NICHE!!!!! I'M LESS ORIGINAL AND TALENTED NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!!!!!

Meh, at least I play mandolin.

PureCarnage responds:

lol... yeah this song was again influenced by a messageboard... you'll catch my gimmick soon, it was a response to some random post to a thread of mine where the guy just replied:

My Cats Sleep in the Nude! *NT so I wrote a song on the fly for him. I will link you to an animation WIP for the song that this one inspired.

Sweet, you can play it!

It's awesome that you learned how to play that, but you've got some serious hum issues with your mike, and heavey strumming seems to create really bad clipping. You might want to adjust your recording levels, and the distance between your guitar and mike. You should also consider buying a nice mic if you can afford it.

Production is a bitch, aint it?

SwitchBladeClock responds:

sweet, you reviewed my thingy

thx for the good tips, i am going to start recording from my amp, like solos and improvisations and stuff, im going to start to become a regualr audio potal user

thx for the review! :)

Quality increase, anyone?

I noticed a significant quality increase in this one compared to your other submissions. Did you take any of my miking advice, or did you find a better technique on your own? I *may* submit some of my new MABA stuff tonight, if you wanna compare notes.

Heh, better than the two more recent ones!

OMG! TEH ARPEGGIOS!!! This one has the worst audio quality, but the best playing so far. I always like everything faster, with more strings being played. After all, minimalism is for bitches, right?

No drone? :(

Damn, I was expecting a drone with something scottish. More fuzz in this one though. Blah blah source volume blah blah signal to noise ration blah blah rf rejection, balanced line cable, m3h A-p3n0r R 13373|2>J00.

omg! c0mpr3ss0r+g4t3+EQ=PWN!!!

(contact me if you didn't understand any of that, but keep in mind that everything I'm talking about costs money. Audiophilia is a damn expensive hobby)

Nice sustain on that acoustic

Sounds like you're using a crappy mic, though. Sorry, I'm a Shure mic freak. It's pretty cool when you try to emulate the quarter tones (that's in pitch, not in time). That's the crazy thing about eastern music. Nice choice of styles, by the way.

Nice use of phaser and stereo

Nice pulse, good rising action, good blending of keyboard and techno elements.

Ask for a review, get one.

I'm doing this as I listen, so it's all first response...

slow build, adding just a couple of layers.... I'm going to assume you're using fruity loops or acid pro...... I'm not seeing a real climax here, although I keep feeling one coming on..... Apparently I'm not going to get one, either. The sound here is really soft, not a lot of impact. A good background track, but with no real meat. I suggest some stutter starts if you can get your hands on them.

blackcat-grl responds:

Thanks for the input, Yeah i used FL i haven't used it in a year or too i'm too busy doing work at the moment... but when i find the time i'll try to improve.

This is great....

Where the hell was this recorded? It's very high quality, specifically in the production of the vocals.

Nice piece

Pretty cool. Is that a program made or live drum kit? It's got lot of weird sound qualities, and as a drummer it baffles me.

areyoureadyEddie responds:

no it's a programme for the drums.

Blood just gushing out the motherfucker, and here I am with an electrical cord trying to tie off the damn artery. You ever be laying by the side of the road covered in another man's blood talking to the cops and your girlfriend breaks up with you? I have.

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